This was from a Society of Children's Book Writers and Illustrators contest
We were to write a description of Santa Claus we had never read.
This is what I came up with.
member since 1999
Warrant for arrest...
Alias: Kris Kringle or Santa Claus
Description: elderly man, rotund, white hair and beard, chuckles for no apparent reason.
Details of crimes: breaking and entering usually through chimneys, profuse littering under the guise of leaving toys for children, also theft of food including (but not limited to) cookies and milk or cocoa from said families.
Additional notes: person in question uses a flying sleigh as a get away vehicle pulled by reindeer, approach with extreme caution.
Greta Picklesimer enjoys writing for children and reading as well as other pursuits that either are not interesting enough to mention or have nothing to do with writing.